Saturday, March 10, 2007

On Global Warming: The El Cajon Protocol
Let's suppose it is real and anthropogenic. The left has decided that this is the ideal vehicle to bring down the United States from its cultural, economic and technological dominance of the world and to finally bring about world wide Marxist Utopia. Yea! Great idea boss: Saddle the US and its running dog capitalist allies with trading carbon credits, ridiculous emission standards and fear of a 20 foot rise in sea levels. Yeah that's the ticket. Why do they think this would work? Human history has shown the opposite. When two nations compete for dwindling resources the result is most often war. I say bring it on baby.

The United States can maintain its carbon footprint indefinitely without global warming by curtailing the carbon output of the rest of the world. Particularly the third world. The goal of the coming carbon war should be to reduce the population and the carbon footprint of the non US world. How to begin?

1. Stop feeding famine. Every time you feed a starving nation they just fuck more and create more starving people. Let them die. More CO2 for me.

2. Eliminate oil based power plants and replace with nuclear and hydroelectric plants. This is old school: the discussion is over. This drives down the price of oil and weakens our oil producing enemies. Simultaneously curtail grain production and drive up the price of food world wide. Subsidize and artificially lower internal grain costs by putting an export tariff on grain.

3. Buy up the former Soviet Union's Cache of AK-47s and ammo and airdrop it to Africa and other areas with tribal warfare. Encourage both sides to have fun.

4. Undermine third world economies by recalling their loans and refusing to lend anymore cash.

5. India is a big problem. Big population, smart, work cheap and want more CO2. Encourage a nuclear exchange with Pakistan. Convert a stealth bomber to cargo. Transport a medium range nuke missile and launcher to a runway in Pakistan. Launch into India and get the hell out. They both exhaust their limited nuke arsenal and begin conventional war. Prop up the losing side to maximize casualties.
When both sides are exhausted declare war on both and destroy any remaining infrastructure. Erect a naval blockade and sink all refugee ships.

6. Mexico another irritant. Time for another Mexican war. Seal the border with the army. A simultaneous launch of ten hydrogen bombs over the ten most populated cities should reduce the population to a manageable level. Conquer. Outlaw Spanish language. burn all Spanish books. Give the population one year to learn English. Test everyone and kill those that can't. Encourage yanqui migration with cheap real estate. Allow statehood when appropriate. Reconquista my ass.

7. War is the only viable solution to global warming to maintain the American way of life. The discussion is over. Send me a postcard from Gitmo commie.

Friday, December 08, 2006

On the Atheist Faith:

As I was lurking through DIGG today I noticed a post by a netizen with the handle “network” that referred to the “Atheist Faith”. He was immediately chastised, as follows, by a follower of the Atheist Faith that Atheism isn’t a faith.

“Also, atheism is NOT a faith. It is a lack of belief in god(s). Nothing more, nothing less. It is NOT a belief that god(s) do not exist."

I beg to differ. A true atheist is indifferent to God and religion. He would view both as a mere superstition and be done with it. Much like the average Christian is indifferent to the unluckiness of the number 13. When’s the last time someone lobbied Congress to correctly number the floors in a 15-story hotel? It’s a silly superstition. The superstitious are happy staying in a room on the “fourteenth floor”. The rest are indifferent. A true atheist responds to religion and God in the same way.

So what do you call someone who proselytizes his point of view with the conviction of a 2nd century martyr? Someone that is bound and determined to root out and destroy every last bit of religion with his dieing breath? If it looks like a duck, sounds like a duck, walks like a duck…. it’s no atheist.

This brings us to the question of: Just what are these people who claim to be atheist but clearly are not. Antitheist would seem to apply but the term is considered by some as synonymous with atheist. Niatsirhc is a better term. Pronounced: “Ni-at-circ” It’s Christian spelled backwards. It has all the negative trappings of religion. The most annoying proselytizing, the “I’m right and everybody else is wrong”, the endless prattle about humanism as a moral code… Puleese. Now we need to establish a wall of separation between Niatsirhcs and State.

You don’t have to believe in Jesus as God to espouse Christian values and customs. You can be an atheist and wish someone a Merry Christmas. You can even obey the Ten Commandments and be an atheist but that’s for next time.

Saturday, October 21, 2006

On Cultural Christianity:

I was raised in the bosom of Roman Catholicism. I went to a Catholic school and didn’t eat meat on Friday. I had First Communion and was Confirmed before I was seven years old. I watched John F Kennedy’s Latin Requiem High Mass on TV. I have nothing but respect for the Parish Priests whom I served as an Altar boy. No pedophiles in this group. I also believe that John the XXIII and John Paul II were true holy men and have a connection to God. After all this I wind up an infidel.

I just don’t buy the whole Jesus Myth. Maybe whole is the wrong word. Historical Jesus. Ok. I’m sure I have an ancestor from that time period but you try to find him. I have a big problem with the entire divinity thing, a lot of the miracles and the historical accuracy of the New Testament and the apocrypha. So what.

None of that is important to me. Here is what I accept. Jesus Christ is the single most important person since some unnamed australopithecine decided to see what meat tasted like. Ok, maybe the guy with the plow idea. Christ’s teachings, as compiled by his early followers produced a culture and a way of life that far surpassed any other.

Christianity is a way of life. What part of “love your neighbor as yourself”, don’t you get? You don’t have to believe in Jesus to live a Christian life with Christian values. So I am a Cultural Christian. I respect and adhere to the values taught by the Holy Mother Roman Catholic Church. At least the big ones. It’s ok to eat meat on Friday. Even in Lent.

Too many atheists are hell bent on destroying religion. They proselytize with the zeal of a Saracen hopped up on hashish. They get genuine pleasure with every court ruling perverting the First Amendment. They hate God. They hate the idea of God. They hate the comfort that religion gives to people of faith. They hate our culture. They hate Christmas. I think it is time that we as Americans update our ideas to the twenty first century. We need to recognize the superiority of and even enshrine our Christian Culture. All of our holidays are based on religious Christianity because the idea of holidays (Holy Days) is Christian in origin. Our laws are based on the Ten Commandments. The establishment clause of the First amendment does not prohibit the establishment of Christian culture as American culture. They are indistinguishable.

Friday, October 13, 2006

"Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends." Jesus Christ 28 A.D.


A Navy SEAL sacrificed his life to save his comrades by throwing himself on top of a grenade Iraqi insurgents tossed into their sniper hideout, fellow members of the elite force said.

Petty Officer 2nd Class Michael A. Monsoor had been near the only door to the rooftop structure Sept. 29 when the grenade hit him in the chest and bounced to the floor, said four SEALs who spoke to The Associated Press this week on condition of anonymity because their work requires their identities to remain secret.

"He never took his eye off the grenade, his only movement was down toward it," said a 28-year-old lieutenant who sustained shrapnel wounds to both legs that day. "He undoubtedly saved mine and the other SEALs' lives, and we owe him."

Monsoor, a 25-year-old gunner, was killed in the explosion in Ramadi, west of Baghdad. He was only the second SEAL to die in Iraq since the war began.

Two SEALs next to Monsoor were injured; another who was 10 to 15 feet from the blast was unhurt. The four had been working with Iraqi soldiers providing sniper security while U.S. and Iraqi forces conducted missions in the area.Greater love hath no man than this, that a man lay down his life for his friends.


I have been disgusted by the Pussies and Cowards on DIGG with their quisling comments. They bring dishonor to the memory of my shipmate. Our beloved Constitution's Bill or Rights protect these cowards right to say these despicable things.
I propose an addition to the Bill of Rights: The right to defend the honor of fallen patriots. Suggested wording: "Any person who brings dishonor to the memory or service of a warrior of these United States shall forfeit any and all protections offered by any state or the several states against acts of violence, assault, mayhem, or death perpetrated by a veteran or current member of the armed forces of the United States. This constitution recognizes any such act of violence as being necessary for the security of a free State and by extension the fulfillment of the oath of office to protect and defend the constitution against all enemies both foreign and domestic."