On Global Warming: The El Cajon Protocol
Let's suppose it is real and anthropogenic. The left has decided that this is the ideal vehicle to bring down the United States from its cultural, economic and technological dominance of the world and to finally bring about world wide Marxist Utopia. Yea! Great idea boss: Saddle the US and its running dog capitalist allies with trading carbon credits, ridiculous emission standards and fear of a 20 foot rise in sea levels. Yeah that's the ticket. Why do they think this would work? Human history has shown the opposite. When two nations compete for dwindling resources the result is most often war. I say bring it on baby.
The United States can maintain its carbon footprint indefinitely without global warming by curtailing the carbon output of the rest of the world. Particularly the third world. The goal of the coming carbon war should be to reduce the population and the carbon footprint of the non US world. How to begin?
1. Stop feeding famine. Every time you feed a starving nation they just fuck more and create more starving people. Let them die. More CO2 for me.
2. Eliminate oil based power plants and replace with nuclear and hydroelectric plants. This is old school: the discussion is over. This drives down the price of oil and weakens our oil producing enemies. Simultaneously curtail grain production and drive up the price of food world wide. Subsidize and artificially lower internal grain costs by putting an export tariff on grain.
3. Buy up the former Soviet Union's Cache of AK-47s and ammo and airdrop it to Africa and other areas with tribal warfare. Encourage both sides to have fun.
4. Undermine third world economies by recalling their loans and refusing to lend anymore cash.
5. India is a big problem. Big population, smart, work cheap and want more CO2. Encourage a nuclear exchange with Pakistan. Convert a stealth bomber to cargo. Transport a medium range nuke missile and launcher to a runway in Pakistan. Launch into India and get the hell out. They both exhaust their limited nuke arsenal and begin conventional war. Prop up the losing side to maximize casualties.
When both sides are exhausted declare war on both and destroy any remaining infrastructure. Erect a naval blockade and sink all refugee ships.
6. Mexico another irritant. Time for another Mexican war. Seal the border with the army. A simultaneous launch of ten hydrogen bombs over the ten most populated cities should reduce the population to a manageable level. Conquer. Outlaw Spanish language. burn all Spanish books. Give the population one year to learn English. Test everyone and kill those that can't. Encourage yanqui migration with cheap real estate. Allow statehood when appropriate. Reconquista my ass.
7. War is the only viable solution to global warming to maintain the American way of life. The discussion is over. Send me a postcard from Gitmo commie.
Let's suppose it is real and anthropogenic. The left has decided that this is the ideal vehicle to bring down the United States from its cultural, economic and technological dominance of the world and to finally bring about world wide Marxist Utopia. Yea! Great idea boss: Saddle the US and its running dog capitalist allies with trading carbon credits, ridiculous emission standards and fear of a 20 foot rise in sea levels. Yeah that's the ticket. Why do they think this would work? Human history has shown the opposite. When two nations compete for dwindling resources the result is most often war. I say bring it on baby.
The United States can maintain its carbon footprint indefinitely without global warming by curtailing the carbon output of the rest of the world. Particularly the third world. The goal of the coming carbon war should be to reduce the population and the carbon footprint of the non US world. How to begin?
1. Stop feeding famine. Every time you feed a starving nation they just fuck more and create more starving people. Let them die. More CO2 for me.
2. Eliminate oil based power plants and replace with nuclear and hydroelectric plants. This is old school: the discussion is over. This drives down the price of oil and weakens our oil producing enemies. Simultaneously curtail grain production and drive up the price of food world wide. Subsidize and artificially lower internal grain costs by putting an export tariff on grain.
3. Buy up the former Soviet Union's Cache of AK-47s and ammo and airdrop it to Africa and other areas with tribal warfare. Encourage both sides to have fun.
4. Undermine third world economies by recalling their loans and refusing to lend anymore cash.
5. India is a big problem. Big population, smart, work cheap and want more CO2. Encourage a nuclear exchange with Pakistan. Convert a stealth bomber to cargo. Transport a medium range nuke missile and launcher to a runway in Pakistan. Launch into India and get the hell out. They both exhaust their limited nuke arsenal and begin conventional war. Prop up the losing side to maximize casualties.
When both sides are exhausted declare war on both and destroy any remaining infrastructure. Erect a naval blockade and sink all refugee ships.
6. Mexico another irritant. Time for another Mexican war. Seal the border with the army. A simultaneous launch of ten hydrogen bombs over the ten most populated cities should reduce the population to a manageable level. Conquer. Outlaw Spanish language. burn all Spanish books. Give the population one year to learn English. Test everyone and kill those that can't. Encourage yanqui migration with cheap real estate. Allow statehood when appropriate. Reconquista my ass.
7. War is the only viable solution to global warming to maintain the American way of life. The discussion is over. Send me a postcard from Gitmo commie.
